The Reader’s Digest

The seminary across Main Street from my college alma mater once made The Reader’s Digest humor section.

The story:

In Asbury Seminary’s cafeteria line sat the fruit section.  A crisply-printed note stated, “Please take only one piece of fruit.  God is watching.”

Down the line sat the dessert section.  A hastily scribbled note stated, “Take as many cookies as you want.  God’s back watching the fruit.”

Have a good weekend.  Type at you later.

 

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One Comment on “The Reader’s Digest”

  1. dj rezac says:

    classic…..that is hilarious


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